1. The kids that have full on convos in the middle of lecture.
Yes, we can all hear you. And yes, we are all staring at you. Also, yes, you should stop talking, like, now.
2. The girl that sits in class texting and acts like the professor isn’t present.
He is, believe it or not. And sliding your phone next to your notebook isn’t the best hiding place.
3. The one who always participates, no matter what.
Thank you for repping the whole class. I really did not feel like participating today.
4. The person that everyone wants to sit next to because he/she has the best notes to follow for the next pop quiz.
I will pay you to just catch a small glance at those notes you have over there.
5. The hot guy. You sit next to him just because he’s hot.
So he doesn’t have the best notes, but he does have the best hair. And smile. And eyes.
6. The kid that steps in late. Every day.
It’s even better when a coffee is in hand. Runnin’ late, but never too late to run on Dunkin’.
7. The frat star. Always reppin’ the frat life.
Forever hungover. Somedays the sunglasses never make it off his face.