So, according to Karen in Mean Girls, you have your cousins, and then your first cousins, and then your second cousins… Likewise, you have your friends, and then your good friends, and then your best friend. She is your ride or die; the Blair to your Serena. The only one who truly knows anything and everything about you. Here is a list of 50 things every girl should be able to say to her bestie, no matter how honest (or brutal) it may be:
1. Those jeans DO make your butt look big. And, not the Beyoncé kind of big you’re going for.
2. When was the last time you showered?
3. Can I borrow your red wedges?
4. He’s just not that into you.
5. Your breath smells.
6. You smell.
7. I’m going to eat all of your snacks.
8. He’s way too old for you.
9. Stop being such a b*tch to your mom.
10. Can you spot me until pay day?
11. I’m using your razor.
12. Can you drive?
13. You’re basically my boyfriend.
14. Will you come to my appointment with me?
15. I love you so much.
16. I wish you looked good in this picture because I look great.
17. Wine night at your place?
18. Stop talking crap about that person.
19. You were most definitely in the wrong.
20. But, I will still have your back no matter what.
21. You need to fix your camel toe.
22. *Fix her awfully smudged, morning-after makeup in the morning with your own fingers and spit*
23. Let’s order Fat Jacks.
24. You need to stop “throwing what you know” (sorority reference) in every picture.
25. Your mascara is clumpy.
26. Since when do you have airbrushed skin and perfectly white teeth? I know you used an app for that selfie.
27. I just farted.
28. Can you pop this pimple for me?
29. You’re becoming obsessed with him.
30. Get your shit together.
31. What are you wearing?
32. I know you were just being honest, but that really hurt my feelings.
33. You are beautiful.
34. Have I gained weight?
35. You need to pump the breaks when it comes to that self tanner you’ve been using.
36. You’re stumbling everywhere, and you’re in flats… We need to go home. You’re drunk.
37. I think your parents like me more than they like you.
38. Your bra is sticking out.
39. Everything sucks, I need you.
40. You spend way too much time with your boyfriend.
41. Have you been crying?
42. Can I use your deoderant?
43. You have a boogie in your nose.
44. Remind me again why you’re wasting your time on him?
45. If I said you are overreacting, that would be an understatement.
46. Please don’t upload that picture of me.
47. Can I borrow your sticky bra?
48. Don’t let boys be mean to you.
49. I don’t think I would survive a day without you.
50. Thank you. Thanks for everything you do, and thanks for being you.