1. “Not to come off as high maintenance or a bitch but..”
2. “Where were you last night”
3. “Can I use your mirror? Mine makes me look fat.”
4. “Can I borrow your *insert any sort of article of clothing*?
5. “Can you sleep with me tonight?”
6. “When are you home? I need a drink”
7. “Where are my heels? No, the fu*k me heels.”
8. “I shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions for myself anymore.”
9. “I need a nap. Wake me up and die.”
10. “Can you come home? I forgot my key.”
11. “I’d rather get slapped in the face than run into him again.”
12. “Can we go out tonight? Said crush is going to the bar”
13. “Can we make dinner together tonight? Family dinner?”
14. “You have a shopping addiction.”
15. “Like my insta.”
16. “I think we missed trash day again.”
17. “Should I use this selfie as my new pro pic?”
18. “Wait, do we like him again or still hate him?”
19. “You can’t drunk cry again tonight. I want to actually have fun.”
20. “Sunday nights just make me so anxious.”
21. “I need you to make me go to the gym.”
22. “Every time I want to eat show me this picture of me in a bikini.”
23. “I’m just gonna watch Friends and go to bed.”
24. “I love how we can have a casual conversation while you’re puking.”
25. “I’m not sure if you know this or not but we do have a dishwasher…”
26. “Will you come tuck me in?”
27. “He just added me on snapchat!”
28. “I was so embarrassing last night.”
29. “Just take my phone away from me. Give it back when I’m sober”
30.”We’re living together next year, right?”