1. When you’re a freshman just trying to make friends.
2. When you go to your first college party.
3. Everytime you’d go back to your dorm room.
4. When your roommate hangs out with a friend she met in class.
5. After you leave that exam you didn’t study for.
6. When you finally move off campus and into a house.
7. After you’ve had a long week and it’s finally Friday.
8. But then you’re wondering why you thought it was a good idea to take that 5th tequila shot.
9. When you have two jobs, an internship and three exams in one week, but you’re still broke and sleep-deprived.
10. When you see your ex at the bar.
11. Trying to stop your friend from going home with that guy.
12. Spotting the new, cute freshmen on campus.
13. Walking into class on the first day of school and seeing someone you know.
14. When your friends want you to go out but you’re six episodes deep on the new show you started.
15. “No Uber Available”.
17. When the bouncer believes you’re a 23 year old from Portland, Maine.
16. That one friend who always tries to convince you to go to the gym with her.
17. When sorority girls claim their little is their actual soulmate.
18. When the squad’s song comes on at the bar.
19. When all your friends get into relationships and you’re just like…
20. When you realize you’re about to graduate.
21. Starting the job interview process.