Jeff Cohen
Sophomore
Age: 20
Hometown: Easton, CT
Major: Economics and Computer Science (Interdepartmental)
Relationship status: I’m not at liberty to discuss during an investigation.
Celebrity Crush: Alison Birnbaum, in 1-3 years when she becomes famous.
Campus Involvement: Efficiency Manager of Student Affairs, member of the men’s soccer team, Philanthropy Chair of the Chi Psi Fraternity, Head of Campus Animal Patrol- Squirrel Division, and Chief Narrator for Union College Book Club (2013).
Favorite Food? Hog Maw
Favorite Pickup Line? I saw you from so far away.
What are your thoughts regarding the Union campus ladies? Reserved, like they’re guarding a dark secret.
What is Your Ideal Date? A nice conversation and a bottle of red
What do you look for in your significant other? Attentive, shy, eager, street smart, overbearingly trustworthy, yet willing to lie, and content with getting up and leaving with limited explanation
Favorite romantic movie? The God of Small Things, the intertwining of family and romance is a truly captivating experience for the viewer.
Man crush? Zach Woods
I see myself…. In five years? In a double blind clinical study to see if fish oil benefits cell membrane function, or possibly working at a large bank.