Attention all UNH ladies, this week’s Campus Cutie is not your average Joe, he is a California dream! Check out our interview with Joe Gervolino, a sophomore poly-sci major from Danville, California. You can find him either in Paul, at Chipotle, or watching the UNH women’s volleyball games, but if you’re not a fan of In-and-Out burger – sorry you two probably won’t work out.
Name: Joe Gervolino
Age: 19
Major: Political Science, Business minor
Hometown: Danville, CA
Relationship Status: Single
Describe yourself in three words: Sarcastic, humble and chill
UNH Favorites:
Dining hall: Philly
Building on campus: Paul
Place off campus: Chipotle
Class: European Politics
Sporting event: Women’s Volleyball
(Far Left)
Girls:
What do you look for in a girl? A girl who is honest, mature, and has a vast sense of humor.
Describe your ideal date. Red Sox game
Any deal breakers? If the girl is too clingy I can’t deal with that.
Fun Facts:
Dream job: Brew Master/ Wine maker
Celeb crush: Scarlett Johansson
Pet peeve: Chewing with your mouth open
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be and why? The Bahamas because nothing gets more tropical than that.
What would your tinder profile be? Short and simple, all it would consist of is my home town Bay Area, C.A. and school, UNH.
What’s your favorite pick up line? Do you have 11 protons? Cuz you’re sodium fine.
If you were stranded on an island and could only have three things what would they be? Flint stone, knife, a solar powered flash light
If you could change your name what would it be? Tony/Anthony
What is your spirit animal? A whale
What’s your most played iTunes song? 90210 by Travis Scott
Do you have a hidden talent if so what is it? I am an above average piano player.
Who is your man crush? Jon Hamm
What is the first thing you notice in a girl? Uhhh their eyes?
What was the worst date you’ve been on? A date to In-n-Out Burger, and she said she doesn’t like In-n-Out. Had to cut it off after that.
Anything else UNH girls should know about you? I cope with awkwardness through my sarcasm.
If you could pick the next cutie who would it be and why? Sam Werman. He is a very interesting and charming guy. His responses to these questions would undoubtedly be worth everyone’s time.
And most importantly…
Cats or dogs? Dogs
All photos courtesy of Joe Gervolino