8 Reasons Why the “Freddy Special” is the Perfect Boyfriend

UNH is labeled for being The University of No Husbands. Open your eyes girls! You may not have known it, but you have crossed paths with the man of your dreams on Main St countless times.  His names Freddy, Freddy Special and here’s why he’s the perfect boyfriend.

1)   He’s there for you at all hours of the day. Whether it’s right after class or a sloppy 2 AM meet up, Freddy is reliable, dependable and trustworthy, a great combination for long term potential.

2)   He’s spicy and sweet. Lets be honest, we love the challenge in deciphering guys. Once you get through his hot exterior, you’ll get to know Freddy’s sweet side that will make your heart swoon.

3)   He doesn’t judge you when you’re a sloppy mess. Smeared makeup? No problem! Vodka breath and B.O? You’re golden! This guy passes no judgments when you’re his girl.

4)   He’s always satisfying. Enough said.

5)   Freddy always smells good, even after a night of dancing in Scorps basement. (Not too bad in the morning either)

6)   You will only need to spend a rough 8 dollars your entire relationship. No need for birthday, Christmas and Valentines Day presents, girls.

7)   He’s a gentleman. Freddy will ALWAYS walk you home and stay at your place. Walk of shame avoided!

8)   And last but not least- Freddy could care less about your Spring Break body. He loves you for who you are and he will be there for you no matter what reckless decision you make. That, my friends, is love.

Maybe the gents of Durham could take a few hints from this town favorite. Get him while he’s hot.