Our boyfriends can be so cute… But so dumb. Sometimes they do things and you think…WHAT THE HELL… But they think, I am so smooth! So before you attack him for being so dumb (for real), retract your claws and see what he is trying to do instead!
What he does:
Steals your pillow… right from under your head. (Thanks, no, the view of the ceiling is nice!)
What he’s doing:
Propping himself up better so you can cuddle with him in the perfect spot. (You’re a better pillow anyway.)
What he does:
Buys you a poster… the size of a regular piece of paper. (Wow! How… Thoughtful.)
What he’s doing:
Buying you a poster of a movie that reminds him of you two. (I guess we do kind of resemble Brangelina…)
What he does:
Gives you ridiculous pet nicknames. (PLUMP PUMPKIN???)
What he’s doing:
He’s saying you have all the curves in all the right places. (I mean… all the better to twerk with!)
What he does:
Makes you watch that horrible gory film you’ve been dreading. (Can’t we watch the Notebook?)
What he’s doing:
Making you watch a movie that he knows you won’t want to watch. (DOT DOT DOT)
What he does:
Won’t talk to you because he is studying. (Not even a little study break?)
What he’s doing:
Making sure he gets all his work done so he can spend his whole weekend with you. (Well that was smart.)
What he does:
Says you look better in flats. (No freaking way, these heels equal a killer butt.)
What he’s doing:
Keeping you on the dance floor all night long. (Wait, why aren’t my feet sore?)
What he does:
Won’t give you his jacket… (But it’s cold outside!)
What he’s doing:
Making you cold so he can put his arm around you to warm you up. (It’s like my own personal heater.)
What he does:
Eats the entire appetizer. (Its fine, I guess you think I’m fat.)
What he’s doing:
Allowing you to eat the entire dessert. (OH MY GOD I’VE FOUND TRUE LOVE!)