2013 is the year of twerking, selfies, EDM, and sending your every thought and opinion to the world-wide web via Twitter. Since Twitter’s launch in 2006, it has grown to house more than 200 million active users, some of those which have never failed to entertain us. We’re gonna go ahead and assume that for the latest and most accurate celebrity news you follow @PerezHilton. You follow @MileyCyrus to find out the inner-workings of a crazy celebrity’s mind. For captivating and interesting tidbits you never knew existed you follow @WTFFacts and @EarthPics. And for an unlimited amount of useless, unwarranted (but hilarious) opinions you follow @sarahmc_ and @LeahWesolaski (shameless plug).
However, there may be a few accounts you’re not aware of yet that can make the hours you spend wasting away in class a little bit funnier. Here are our Top 12 Best and/or Funniest Twitter Accounts (In no Particular Order):
We know she only talks about Drake, her surgeries, and “ugly” people…but we promise she’s worth the follow. As of right now she’s on a hiatus (due to being institutionalized), but we have really high hopes for her return. Bring in the dancing lobsters!
We’re just gonna throw this out here right off the bat… we’re obsessed. This girl is our idol. We don’t know who she is or what she does, but we do know that she’s a man-hating, superficial, sardonistic, Upper-East Side brat. She tweets what we’re all thinking… and it’s pure comedy at its finest
Let’s face it girls… when it comes down to it, we’re all the same. We love talking about how single we are…our hair…and binge eating (and how fat we feel after). You may not think this account will relate to you in any way, but we promise it will have you hysterically laughing.
Maybe this is only funny to us because we have both been to London, and maybe (and by maybe, I mean definitely) you’ll only follow this account for 24 hours…but give it a go. We wont say anymore (and pardon our immaturity) but at the very least follow this account for the day.
It’s pretty self explanatory, but if you like watching people do stupid shit for 6 seconds, then this is right up your alley. WARNING: Once you start, you may not be able to stop for a few hours.
A UNH alum and one of our greatest friends, Mat Myers takes motivation to a whole new level. Daily tweets about hope, perseverance, and friendship, will NEVER be a bad thing to pop up on your newsfeed. Plus, we know he’s going to be famous someday. Support one of our own and throw him a follow. It’s guaranteed to brighten up your day.
Essentially, a boy set his 83-year-old father up on Twitter and told him that this was how to “search” on the Internet. Follow this account to see the qualms and questions an 83-year-old man tries to Google. They range from knee-slapping funny, to who the hell would ever need to know this.
Obviously this will only be funny to those of you involved in Greek life, but it entails the trials and tribulations of recruitment, endless meetings, and dealing with frat guys. The account channels the Inner-Diva of a sorority girl, and always manages to make us chuckle and/or shake our heads.
Speaking of channeling your Inner-Diva, this account takes it on through the eyes of a homosexual guy. He’s a Beyonce-loving, brutally honest, flamboyant queen whose account makes us burst out laughing on the daily. For a sassy take on every day issues, this is a must follow. He say what we’re all thinking, and it couldn’t make us happier.
“The most creative, unique and powerful advertisements from around the world. The most creative, unique and powerful advertisements from around the world.” You heard it, straight from the Twitter Bio itself . This account is extremely interesting, cool, and will just make you say “Wow.”
Another pretty self explanatory account, but nonetheless hilarious. Screenshot your friends at their most vulnerable and send them in! This is better humor than a reality TV show. So much truth to this account makes it one of the funniest yet.
Channel your inner 13-year-old. This account brings us right back to those acne filled, boy crazy, drama loaded, Junior High days. We know that you put this version of yourself far out of your mind… but it never hurts to look back and see how annoying and irrational you were. These typical AIM Away Messages will have you ROTFL (literally).
So there you have it friends, the 12 Best Twitter Accounts (in our own very humble opinions)… so give them a follow if you havent already and prepare to be inspired, hysterical, gleefull, motivated and whatever else you look for on that beautiful Twitter feed every day.
**And don’t forget to give your girls a follow (@sarahmc_ and @leahwesolaski). Another shameless plug in but what can we say?