Ah, the holidays. If you’re in a relationship, have a full time job that pays more than minimum wage, a 4.0 GPA, and are successful at everything you do, you’re probably excited to gather around the table with the family members that you haven’t seen in a while, eager to answer their questions about your boo and your paychecks.
If you’re a real person though, there’s probably a little bit of dread coursing through your body at the thought of yielding 20 questions about your life from your extended family members before you’re allowed to eat your turkey.
When your family gets nosey, take a browse through these #ThanksgivingClapback tweets and choose your favorite to set ’em straight.
If they’re joking about how many plates you’ve had…
Auntie: “That’s your 2nd plate within an hour, wyd?”
Me: “That’s your 4th child in 3 years, wyd?”#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/yaOoo8ip5E
— Shady (@NoHoesShady) November 9, 2017
If they come into your house to eat your food and then start whining that your dinnerware doesn’t match…
Aunt: How come your bowls and plates don’t match?
Me: How come your kids’ last names don’t match?#thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/HylriKQPW7
— Erik Hillskemper (@hillskemper11) November 10, 2017
If a response to one of their way-too-personal questions isn’t exactly polite, and they have a problem with that…
Aunt: Where’s your manners at?
Me: Where yo husband at? #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/UA8BwaIw32— Adam (@traificloight) November 28, 2016
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving comeback?
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