Name: John Robert Owens IV
Major: Business Finance
Hometown: Mebane, NC
Relationship Status: Single
John Robert Owens IV, or J as he is known among the youth, is hands down one of the classiest guys on campus. His awesome reputation stems from the kindness and respect that he displays for everyone he meets. Read on to learn more about J and if you have a J in your life, raise your glass. If not, raise your standards.
HC: What’s a perfect date like for you?
J: My perfect date would start out at a football game, followed by a romantic dinner at a fine restaurant, finally ending the night out on the town or at a party.
HC: Male celebrity crush?
J: James Franco <3
HC: If you could either be a duck or an owl, which would you be?
J: An owl for sure.
HC: What is your spirit animal?
J: A parrot
HC: Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year? Why?
J: Attractive. Only the good die young.
J: Swimming, working out, hosting parties, teaching people how to properly intoxicate themselves.
HC: Favorite quote?
J: “Money is a great servant, but a horrible master.” -French Proverb
HC: What’s the best book you’ve ever read?
J: I tried reading Tom Sawyer once, then I cut the pages out and hid things inside of it.
HC: Most awkward moment at UNCW?
J: After a long night out freshman year, I got sick in the only stall in the Randall bathroom. There were 2 guys waiting to use it when I got out..
HC: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done on a date?
J: I got tired of my girlfriend’s lack of basic knowledge about cars, so we spent an hour after a movie walking around the parking lot naming different car brands. She eventually thanked me.
HC: If you were a Disney princess, who would you be and why?
J: Cinderella, because I feel like I work like a servant sometimes in college, but hopefully one day I’ll live in a castle.
HC: You discover that your wonderful one year old child (John Robert Owens V) is because of a mix up at the hospital and not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
J: That’s a tough one. Since he’s only one, I’d probably make the switch.