1. Things get stuck in them
And lost too
2. If you do anything new to it, it will get revenge
Straightening it will only anger it more
3. You’ll have better luck taming a wild animal
The recommended amount listed on the bottle isn’t enough, neither is just one product
4. If your hair looks nice, admirers will ruin it by touching it
Thanks, but stop touching it
5. Your FAQ’s include “Have you ever straightend your hair?”
Among others: Is it real? Who did you get it from? Do you like it?
6. It is destructive to hair tools
I’ve broken a few combs in my days
7. You’re in a complicated relationship with it
You know you love it but sometimes you need a break
8.You look different with straight hair
It’s like you’re a new person
9. Humidty will take you back the 1960’s
Frizzy, afro-like hair