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20 College Life Situations As Told By Squidward Tenticles

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UIC chapter.

1. When your friends are all going out, but you have an exam. 

2. When you’re dancing drunk.

3. When you have to walk your drunk friend home after a night out.

4. When you’re too weak to stay awake in class. 

5. When you hit the gym in preperation for summer. 

6. Checking yourself out before you go out. 

7. When your alarm goes off for your 8 am. 

8. When you go home and don’t have to eat caf food. 

9. When someone asks a stupid question in class. 

10. When you finish your paper 5 minutes before it’s due.

11. When you walk through a wind tunnel on campus. 

12. When you exit the bathroom after a shower and see guests are over. 

13. When you see people with clip boards on campus. 

14. When you have to actually be an adult and cook for yourself. 

15. When you have to do petty jobs to afford college. 

16. When you go to a lame party. 

17. When you go to class and don’t learn anything. 

18. When you make fun of people with your friends. 

19. When your forced to participate in class. 

20. Looking through your photos after a nignt out. 

Irais is pursuing a marketing major at The University of Illinois at Chicago. Coming from the small country town of Harvard, Illinois, she knows there's a whole neighborhood left for her to explore. Checking off her bucket list activities is what she does in the afternoons and weekends when she’s not napping. She currently cherishes her vast music playlist, Netflix account, Pinterest boards, and her growing show collection of Chucks and wedges. Catch her trying to Penny board to class.
Clare is a sophomore at the University of Illinois at Chicago. She is majoring in Marketing and planning on minoring/double majoring in Finance. In her freetime, Clare loves drinking tea, hanging out with her friends and catching up on her favorite TV shows!
Erin is a Communication student at the University of Illinois at Chicago and the President and Editor-in-Chief of UIC's Her Campus chapter. On a daily basis, she can be found making excessive film references and getting overly emotional about superhero TV shows. She has a deep passion for writing, movies, music, good books, and great food, and will gladly talk your ear off about all of the above if prompted to do so.