It is officially time to start writing final papers and doing final projects. Good Luck!Â
1. Can this be a group effort?
You can lessen the load and/or blame them for the low grade.
2. and if it is….
Where is my group?
You check your Google Doc and you find nothing done but your part.Â
3. I should have started earlier
You begin to feel regret and sadness, all in one.Â
4. and if it is earlier…
I have enough time
I can watch another season on Netflix, or go out, or both.Â
5. Whats the minimum I can do to still pass the class?
This is where you spend more time calculating your grade than actually getting work done.Â
6. Maybe I can move up to a Burger King manager one day
Then maybe CEO?Â
7. How important are my morals and ethics?
The next family reunion would be very awkward.Â
8. I’ll take a nap
You set an alarm and everything so you must be good to go but…Â
9. If you do take a nap…
How long was I out for?
What year is it now?
10. How can I space out my paper to get the full 5 pages?
Will my professor notice its a 12.5 font with a 2.5 spacing?
11. Does my professor accept BS work?
Will putting somewhere on the paper that this is all BS give me some extra points for honesty?