Whether you’ve got a friend, a boo, or just a crush; here is your go-to master list of pickup lines to send off this Valentine’s Day! Smiles and laughs are guaranteed when delivered to the correct person.
1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
2. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
3. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
4. Something’s wrong with my eyes… I can’t take them off of you.
5. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
6. If you were a steak you would be well done.
7. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
8. Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right.
9. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
10. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
11. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
12. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
13. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
14. I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
15. I thought happiness started with H, but mine seems to start with U.
16. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
17. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
18. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
19. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
20. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
21. Are you a taser? Because you sure know how to stun.
22. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for,
23. Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
24. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
25. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
26. Are you a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
27. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
28. You must be a broom ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
29. If you were a sharpie, you’d be the ultrafine one.
And saving the best for last…
30. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
