Follow these 13 steps and you’re guaranteed to have the best St. Patrick’s Day you’ve ever had!
1. Start the day off right with some Bailey’s in your coffee.
2. For breakfast have some Lucky Charms.
3. Wear green or you will be pinched. You have been warned!
4. Indulge in some fish & chips for lunch.
5. Continue your day-drinking by enjoying some green beer with your lunch.
6. For dinner have yourself a traditional Irish meal—meat and potatoes. Very simple but not lacking taste!
7. Swing by McDonald’s for a Shamrock Shake, because they are only sold once a year.
8. St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect excuse to go out and drink during the week.
9. Skip the PBR for the night and drink Guinness at the bars.
10. Once you’re good and drunk, try and talk with an Irish accent—after all, it is the world’s sexiest accent for men.
11. Walk out of the bar and find yourself an alley to take a quick Irish nap in.
12. Since you’re well-rested get back in the bar and have some Irish car bombs with your mates.
13. After a day full of drinking, lay your head on your pillow and dream of finding your pot of gold.