I am very pro-wine. It cures all things. It fixes all things. It heals all things. Basically, wine is bae. Here’s why every Wednesday should be #WineCrushWednesday.
First your night starts off all casual like…
Then all of the sudden it escalates into…
It doesn’t matter if it’s the finest of wines.
Or Barefoot Bay (but really more like Barefoot Bae).
It doesn’t matter if you are drinking to have fun…
… or drinking because you’re sad and having a horrible day.
Because wine makes any day better!
Every true wine fan has a secret stash.
There are so many female wine-loving role models on TV, like Olivia Pope.
And my girl, Kris Kardashian.
Your resume basically begins to read like…
When people ask you what your favorite type of wine is, you’re just like…
Here’s a little known fact: Wine can be used as a weapon.
So, basically…
Just be safe when consuming any and all alcoholic beverages, collegiettes. And remember to consume when you are of age!