To my glorious jeggings,
I would first like to point out that my relationship with you is the only stable relationship I have in my life at this point in time. You never fail to support me (and my butt), and you’re always there when I need you. What more could a gal possibly ask for? I am not quite sure how you seem to fit me perfectly when I’ve just finished an entire pizza or when I’m still “morning skinny,” but I am not here to question your ways. I am here to show you how you are appreciated, especially when I wear you for three days in a row.
This may seem a little unorthodox, but due to the severe lack of romance in my life, this ode to you is about as close as I am getting to true love. After all, when you’re looking for a significant other, you want someone that always has your back, loves you unconditionally and probably has a sense of humor. Unfortunately, you can’t laugh at my jokes, but I still appreciate everything you do for me. Who else could make my butt look that good on my worst days? You’re the real MVP.
Perhaps the best part of our relationship is that I can bring you anywhere, at any point of the day. We’ve gone from wedges and a cute top to running errands with a baggy V-neck. You can go with any outfit, and you make me feel fantastic regardless of how I was feeling before I put you on. You are incredibly versatile, and you don’t seem to mind when I happen to wear you four times in the same week. I really don’t see a better relationship in my future.
I would like to ask you a very important question, my dear jeggings: Will you stay with me forever? I have to stop wearing huge T-shirts and Nike shorts after I graduate from UF, and you are totally acceptable to wear in the real world. I promise to take care of you for all the days we have together, and I hope there never comes a day when you don’t fit me anymore.
I realize this was incredibly cheesy, and it may be because I have cabin fever from staying single for so long, but the love I have for you is unparalleled. I hope one day we can all find a love as true as my love for jeggings.
Sincerely,
The crazy girl who wears the same pants everyday
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