Special Mention: Kim Kardashian West
You know what? I’m gonna say it. I love the West household. I think it perfectly fits their personalities and needs for the home. I’d never want to live in it, as it’s really not my style, but it fits the chaotic lifestyle that Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West live. I love that they let the kids decide how they wanted to decorate their rooms, but kept it neutral everywhere else.
Overall ranking: Kim, there’s people that are dying! / 100
5. Scott Disick
Do I think Scott Disick is the king of Keeping Up With the Kardashians? Heck yeah I do. But is his house cute? Absolutely not. It’s the most generic, beige house with the ugliest furniture. It has no personal style, no pieces of fun art, just plain beige carpets with plain beige couches. It seems repetitive, but please go watch it, because IT IS. The only redeeming part of the video is when Disick shows off his infinity pool and patio that has two levels which is admittedly very cool, so he does get some points for that.
Overall ranking: 24/100
4. Kourtney Kardashian’s kid playhouse
Maybe I’m just really out of touch, but my playhouse never resembled an actual house. Um, go off I guess. To be fair though, this playhouse is pretty cool, and I love that Kourtney and Scott’s children had some input in designing it. The actual house design is pretty modern and there’s some cool art inside the building, but truly, I fail to see how anyone would want to spend time there when there's a perfectly beautiful house right next to it.
Overall ranking: 50/100
3. Kourtney Kardashian
Every house from this point, I really do enjoy. Out of all of the Kardashian houses shown on AD, this is the one that feels the most lived in. That isn’t to say that it’s messy or unorganized, rather there are very subtle touches of her family members in the house, from the drawings on the fridge to the books from her childhood home. In regards to the house style, it appears very Tuescan, with beautifully laid tile and soft yellow lighting. Simply wonderful.
Overall ranking: 75/100
2. Kris Jenner
This house... sort of iconic. It’s much different from the house she shared with Caitlyn Jenner in Calabasas, but it’s almost as though she’s shed that skin like a snake and stepped into something new, much more intimate and sensual. The kitchen is a beautiful gray-blue with marble backsplash and cozy stools. There’s hidden fireplaces everywhere, a pianna hidden under the nook of a staircase, a black powder room— it’s just.. Sexy. And I’m here for it.
Overall ranking: 87/100
1. Kendall Jenner
No. You did not see this coming. I hate to say it, but I absolutely adore nearly everything in Kendall Jenner’s house. From the James Turell light to the beautiful forest green kitchen… I want it. Her designers decorated her house in a rather maximalist way, but it works really well. The lighting is phenomenal in all rooms of her house, there’s so much natural light, and she finds such cool lighting installations that make the space feel very peaceful. Dude. No cap, it’s so wonderful. Would I want to live there? Um... Yes, have you seen her art room???
Overall ranking: 90/100