Okay broke collegietes – you’re running low on money, you haven’t eaten out in weeks, and the last time someone asked about your well-being was the pizza boy. But, mama dearest announces she’s visiting.
You are forever done (jk, just for the weekend…) with the Dining Commons.
When you see her, you go from college student to a cry-baby.
When she meets your friends:
You get the arguments out of your systems.
And then become a beautiful monster when she takes you out for food…
She doesn’t have to ask twice if you want to go shopping.
You have no choice but to be tucked into her bed!
…And her bed becomes your bed
You have a cuddle buddy to snuggle with while watching Netflix ’cause you don’t need no man!
She makes sure you have some cash to hold you over too..
All of this is to show how much she cares for you
And you know you’re lucky to have her as your Mom, regardless of what she does or doesn’t do for you.