We never thought we’d ever have to think about the day Donald Trump becomes President, but low and behold, this whirlwind election season has defied many expectations and America has somehow ended up with the perma-orange businessman as the sole candidate for the Republican party nomination. Since he is getting closer and closer to actually succeeding, don’t you ever imagine what would happen if this man becomes the leader of the free world? If all of his beliefs were made reality, probably this*:
1. The only way one will succeed in life is by being physically and conventionally attractive.
Quote: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
2. We will build a wall to block out immigrants… from a country with immigrant origins.
I’m sure everyone has heard of his plans to physically block Mexican immigrants out of America.
3. We will have a terrible understanding of the environment.
Trump said the Chinese created global warming in order to make US manufacturing non-competitive. Uh. What?
4. All the progress we’ve made in feminism will regress to, like, Don Draper days.
Quote: “Women: you have to treat ’em like sh*t.”
5. Basically, mayhem will ensue.
Bye, Felicia.
*Note: Please regard this article in light. Realistically, this won’t happen (but it’ll still be pretty bad).