Name: Aaron Varsha
Hometown: Calabasas, CA
Major: Communication
Relationship Status: Single
Off- Campus Involvement: AEPi
Favorite Food: Hummus
Favorite songs: Rick Ross “Hold Me Back”, Shakira “She Wolf”, Halleljuah “Jeff Buckley”
Fun Fact about yourself: I have a phobia of the number 17 and pickles
Describe your perfect girl: Under 5’4
Biggest Turn-offs in a girl: Above 5’4
Best place to meet girls in IV: The Co-op
Favorite place in IV to take a girl on a date: Precious Slut
Do you have any special skills or talents? No.
Most embarrassing moment: Realizing I have a lot more in common with Gelb than I initially thought.
Favorite pick-up line: I have candy.
One thing you want to do before you leave IV: Beat big Al in a game of 1 on 1.
Name: Sake
Hometown: Isla Vista
Year: PhD. Candidate
Major: Biopysch, Engineering Double major with a minor in woman’s studies.
Relationship Status: Taken <3 with Zelda the Golden Retriever
Off- Campus Involvement: Puppy play time
Favorite Food: HUMAN FOOD!!
Favorite songs: Baja Men “Who let the dogs out”, anything by the Dogg, Usher “Climax”
Fun Fact about yourself: I’m potty trained, does that count?
Describe your perfect girl: 35 pounds, golden fur, a nice tail, and a smelly butt.
Biggest Turn-offs in a girl: When they take my bone!
Best place to meet girls in IV: Dublin’s.
Favorite place in IV to take a girl on a date: The bushes in my backyard.
Do you have any special skills or talents? I can speak, play dead, shake and even roll over!
Most embarrassing moment: I took a poop in the middle of the mall once…
Favorite pick-up line: Ruff
One thing you want to do before you leave IV: Surf