It’s that time of year again! The big game that we’ve all so anxiously been waiting for…Oh wait, half of us probably don’t care. Here are 10 thoughts that may be going through your head.
1. This is going to be awesome! I’m going to be like one of the bro’s.
2. On your way to your friends house, you realize “Hmmm..I actually know nothing about football…”
3. When you show up and there’s no free food…
4. When everyone else is excited for kick off and you’re just like “Is this game almost over?”
5. When the game finally starts, you decide to root for whichever team has the hotter players and for a split second you don’t mind watching the game at all.
6. When you realize that the flag being thrown is actually not a good thing.
7. Touchdown!!! Someone, anyone, high five me so that I look like I’m just as into this game as you are.
8. When you realize that you’re watching modern day gladiators.
9. Wait…Why does this game even matter?
10. That moment when the game is finally over.