If you’ve had any kind of childhood, you have played the game of MASH! Now that summer is nearing it’s end, you should use up the rest of your free time figuring out your fictional (but totally possible) future! If you haven’t played this game (are you a robot?), MASH stands for your future living situation: mansion, apartment, shack or house, and the other categories pretty much speak for itself! To find out which item is your future, just have your friend draw a bunch of tallies or circles until you say stop, and count the lines. Good luck!
FUTURE SPOUSE
-Channing Tatum
-Amy Schumer
-Justin Timberlake
-Sandra Bullock
-Kevin Hart
-Tina Fey
FUTURE JOB
-Mindy Kaling’s Instagram caption maker (you’re witty enough!)
-Chris Hemsworth’s ab photographer (who WOULDN’T want this job??)
-Beyonce’s lawyer (she needs the smartest person alive, and that is YOU!)
-Bill Nye’s head scientist (BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!)
-Jenifer Lawrence’s cook (YAY FOR FRENCH FRIES AND PIZZA)
-Benedict Cumberbatch’s suit designer (you have a talent for designing so you work your magic on the best)
FUTURE WHIP
-A Duck Dynasty themed limo
-A motorcycle painted with a Justin Bieber collage
-A convertible that only plays Kanye songs
-A trailer decorated by Miley Cyrus
-A truck that carries all five members of the Backstreet Boys in the bed
-A Smart Car filled with all of the Kardashians
FUTURE PET AND HIS/HER NAME
-A dog named Harry Paw-ter
-A dog named Ricky Barkton
-A cat named Meow-nica Gellar
-A dog named Tail-or Swift
-A cat named Hissy Minaj
-A cat named Will Feral Cat
NAME OF YOUR FAMOUS CHILD
-Midwest (you were following in Kim’s footsteps! WHY NOT??)
-Bob (can’t rule out an original!)
-Orange (Apple was already taken by Gwenyth Paltrow’s daughter, but Orange is a sweet name too!)
-Winter Snow (you wanted to go for a season-y feel, but Christina Aguilera already named her daughter Summer Rain)
-Jolie (because you always wanted to be related to Angelina Jolie, and this is the closest you’ll get!)
-Knight (you want your child to be like royalty)
FUTURE STATE
-Arizona
-New York
-California
-South Carolina
-Ohio
-Delaware
FAMOUS BEST FRIEND
-Emma Watson
-Sam Smith
-Kristen Wiig
-Jimmy Fallon
-Serena Williams
-Michelle Obama
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