The weather is warming up, and party season is officially upon us. Here with some tips on how to have a fun night out at UCF is Weekend Update’s City Correspondant, Stefon!
If you want a basic night out on Alafaya, look no further. UCF’s hottest club is LIBRARY. Located on Alafaya near Panera Bread, this smoke filled patio is the creation of Glycerin, Knightro’s faceless ex-girlfriend. This place has everything- threatening signs, library books, beer puddles, A DUNGEON. Who is that walking toward you, double fisting Angry Bombs? It’s your middle school frenemy!
If you’ve ever wanted to be a part of Orlando’s slowest moving parade, I know just the place for you. UCF’s hottest club is PUB. With a strict dress code of hawaiian shirts and booty shorts, this place will have you feeling like Jimmy Buffet. This place has everything- an annexed pool table, patriotism, a questionable jukebox, that boy you’ve been avoiding since last year’s grab-a-date. With two rooms and an outdoor deck, this place is an adventure and a half.
If you’re looking to throw down at a hoedown, look no further. UCF’s hottest club is STAGGER INN. Created By Luke Bryan’s younger cousin Puke Bryan, this multi-level barn will make you feel like you attend a SEC school. This place has everything- beer bongs, karaoke, wakeboard ropes, a live chicken. If you want to really party like they do in the deep South, find a bearded man and convince him to play your most absurd drinking game. Is that Steven Tyler onstage? No, it’s just that guy who won’t stop trying to impress you, and today he’s grinding on the microphone stand.
If you’re classy and you know it, clap your heels down toward Plaza. UCF’s hottest club is BAR LOUIE. Brought to Orlando after gaining fame in the quiet hamlet of South Florida, this place makes even the white zin drinkers feel sexy. This place has everything- mojitos, grandpas, a playpen, actual dishes. Keep a lookout in the far corners, you might even catch a glimpse of business students “bonding” over a group fundraising project.
If you’re looking to seriously break your juice fast, then I know just the place for you. UCF’s hottest club is HABANERO’S. With a menu to suit every dietary restriction and budget, you’ll never be left wanting more to eat and drink. This place has everything- sexy queso, beers bigger than your body, interested onlookers, art that will evoke avian night terrors. Disguised as a normal restaurant, this fiesta often hosts parents and little children, so be on your best behavior.