Spring Break can be the most over exaggerated break ever. A majority of us don’t actually go on a cruise or travel every tropical island in the short week we have off. If you do, well I’m jealous, because my Spring Break is spent quite differently and if you’re reading this, yours probably is too.
The expectations vs reality of spring break…
Spring Break body?
Did you actually work out that whole midterm week for that “Spring Break Body”, or did you not find time because you were drowning in tests…hmm…because the biggest work out I had that week was walking to and from my kitchen.
Q: What even is a spring break body?
A: The same one I’ve had the last nineteen years. Nothing ever changes for one week off of school.
Catching waves or catching up on sleep?
Definitely the second one. Take full advantage of sleeping in until noon with no shame. Maybe you’ll become a surfer over summer. Stay hopeful.
Beach Days?
You really should throw some in if you can, but you know you’ll make it seem like it was way cooler than it actually was when you upload it to Instagram. To your dismay, Selena Gomez, James Franco, and the cast of Spring Breakers didn’t show up.
Kissed by the sun?
More like the sun threw up all over your fair skin and fried you. Wear Sunscreen because you’re not getting the perfect bronze you think you are by avoiding wearing it. You will regret that burn later.
Parties?
You’re not in your hometown raging with your graduating class, who would even want to. You’re sitting on the couch with your mom drinking lots of wine and watching Dance Moms.
Have a great, safe, spring break. I hope it’s relaxing that’s what breaks are for.