Welcome back. It’s nice to see you again. I was kind of starting to miss you. Well, I hope your summer was everything you were hoping for. If this is your first World Famous Real UCF Guy Dating Advice Column Article, thanks for taking a look. I hope reading these articles will help you as you wander through the Forbidden Forest of College Relationships. Think of me as Hagrid, but a little better looking. Not by much, though.
Well, enough with rekindling our friendship–and don’t worry–I’ll text you Good Morning every other day. The reason for this week’s article is due to an email I received from a little lady at UCF. She is new in college and was wondering why some guys choose to take you on a date to a nice restaurant, while others choose to take you to a bar. Well, this is pretty simple, but I’m going to include what you ladies should be expecting whenever a guy takes you to either of these places.
Let’s start off with if your man brings you to a bar on the first date. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “He’s taking me to a bar. He must just want to get me drunk…” Well, not really. He might just be more of a social person and wants you to have a good time with the normal squad he hangs out with. Go ahead and give it a shot (see what I did there). You never know, you may have more fun than you would have sitting in a dark theater, sitting the same way and not talking to each other for two hours while a group of animals try to escape Madagascar to get back to the New York City Zoo.
Now switch over to the other date night: the dinner date. More formal than the former, but that doesn’t mean it is the only way to go. There are many ways to ruin a dinner even at the nicest of restaurants. Odds are if you two are going out to dinner, it will only be you guys together. This can be good as there won’t be any distractions throughout the night, but bad because if you two don’t “click” at the beginning of the night, odds are sitting at a table where the two of you are staring directly at each other for two or more hours will be terribly painful.
But what I am trying to get at here is that with every negative that might happen, there is a positive that will happen, but only if you go out with an open mind. The school year is young, and so are you.
Well, ladies, I’m out for the week, but if you need anything–and I mean anything at all–then don’t hesitate to send me a message, because I’m The Real UCF Guy. If you have any problems with the male population, send me an email at therealucfguy@gmail.com, follow me on Twitter @TheRealUCFGuy, or on Tumblr @backtothefrature.