If you just woke up from a one week coma, here is what you missed… you’re welcome.
Endless Love
Endless Love is this year’s, The Notebook, the one movie you’ll drag your boyfriend to. This is a great movie in retaliation for him making you watch Monday night football.
This campy remake stars Alex Pettfyer and Gabriella Wilde. This remake was produced by Gossip Girl creators, Stephanie Savage and Josh Schwartz, so you know “Blair & Serena” betches will be all over this.
I personally liked this remake far more than the creepy original. There is no insane asylum or pedophile-y mom, which makes it way more likeable. What I thought was interesting, was that it wasn’t as much of a love story, as it was more about a family trying to rebuild after the loss of a loved one.
While this is no Black Swan, it is definitely an entertaining 2 hours. I give it 3 stars, you go Glen Coco.
Bruce Jenner Quits Keeping Up with the Kardashians
“Oh no Brucie don’t leave us!”
You heard it right, Bruce Jenner will not be coming back for the next season of KUWTK, if it gets picked up again. While I don’t find this shocking, considering he’s separated from Mama Bear, I do find it shocking he doesn’t want the money! There are two things the Jenner/Kardashian clan enjoy, money and nudity.
There have been speculations that Brucie is undergoing a sex change operation, since he had his trachea shaved, a step in gender reassignment. Bruce no longer resembles the once glorified Olympian; he now looks closer in image to the late Michael Jackson. Is it possible that there is some truth to these rumors, and Bruce wants some privacy during this sensitive time?
Drake Bell Files for Bankruptcy
Former Nickelodeon heart throb and star has filed for bankruptcy.
He apparently owes $1.597 million, claiming he only made $14,099 in 2013. Wow, this is like REALLY embarrassing. There’s nothing I love more than an ex-child star filing for bankruptcy, it’s like seeing your teacher at a bar. Bell starred alongside fellow crazypants, Amanda Bynes, on The Amanda Show.
Sources claim that Bell spends $18,000+ a month, how much Dom Pérignon does one dude need? Maybe he can get into Vine like his other ex-costar, Josh Peck, and become relevant again. Side note, he’s kind of a hot ginger…even poor.
Ellen Page Comes Out
The 26 year old Juno star came out as a lesbian, Friday, at an LGBT conference in Las Vegas. Page says she is, “tired of hiding and tired of lying by omission.” She told the audience, “I’m here today because I am gay, and because maybe I can make a difference. To help others have an easier and more hopeful time. Regardless, for me, I feel a personal obligation and a social responsibility.” Mazels Ellen. I’m so happy for her, that she no longer has to feel like she has to hide who she truly is.
Justin Bieber – Singer or Rehabilitation Counselor?
Yup Justin Bieber opened his mouth again. *Insert eye roll*
This time he’s pointing fingers at former “boo-thang,” Selena Gomez. He claims that she is not lovesick, but shocker, AN ALCOHOLIC. He says that there is no way he was the bad influence on her because “she was downright competitive … smoking as much weed as the guys and sometimes outdoing them.”
The Biebs also claims she was an avid drinker. Little Biebs says that “he’s happy he’s no longer with Selena because she’s just too high maintenance … and out of control.” Well isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?
If I was the Biebs I wouldn’t be so quick to point fingers at others for being out of control, when the United States wants to kick him out of the country. C’mon guys it’s not the Bieb’s fault he makes outlandish remarks and borderline offensive comments every time he speaks, it’s the drugs talking….or maybe he’s just a moron.