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The Universal Hot Cheeto Experience

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UCD chapter.

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, Flamin’ Hot Limόn Cheetos, Chester’s Flamin’ Hot Fries, Flamin’ Hot Puffs…

Pick your poison. They come at a price for all of us.

First of all, no matter how hard you try, you can’t hide the fact that you just ate Hot Cheetos. Your fiery red fingers and tongue will give it away.

Not to mention that, after a while, you’ll feel the “Flamin’ Hot” making its way through your stomach.

Don’t lie to yourself. You know you’ve choked on the powder.

You keep telling yourself you’re just going to eat ONE more…

Remember: Water makes it worse, YOU NEED SOME MILK!

It may cut a few years from your lifespan, but that’s a risk you’re more than willing to take.

Tara is a senior at UC Davis who is pursuing a degree in Pharmaceutical Chemistry. Her passions include 80's rock music and getting as many food samples as she can at Costco.
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