I’m perfectly content following the career path I have chosen, but sometimes I wonder what alternative occupations I would also excel at. Maybe I was always destined to be a lawyer. Or a marine biologist. Or a hand model that pulls delicious gooey food apart.
I’ll be keeping this list of alternative careers in mind if the whole “college” thing doesn’t work out.
1. Hand Model that stretches a grilled cheese
Wouldn’t mind being paid in food for this job.
2. Person holding the mic boom on reality TV shows
You get to watch the drama unfold in front of you before the episode airs, plus you could “accidentally” hit that one contestant you don’t like in the head with the boom.
3. Host of American Girl Tea Parties
For those who are nostalgic for the days of eating plastic food and sipping imaginary tea– except these expensive tea parties are actually included with real food. It’s a win-win.
4. Person that names Trader Joe’s food products
I give major creativity points to the person that writes all the witty names and descriptions on the labels of Trader Joe’s foods.
5. Macy’s Window Decorator during the Holidays
This job as a window designer probably pays well, and all you have to do is fill a window display with adoptable puppies for passerbyers to gawk over. Requirements: creative design skills and a love for the holidays.
6. Sloth Bather
It seems just as relaxing for the sloths as it is for the person bathing them. I mean, the baby sloths even hang themselves up to dry.