So it’s a few weeks into the quarter now, and you’re probably starting to give up a little (hopefully it’s not just me). Here is a gallery of attempted (and failed) pumpkin carvings that’ll help you feel just a little better about your own life.
1. Every time I look at this JBiebs pumpkin, I feel a little warmer inside. Oh, 2010 Justin *sighs*
2. This looks like a self-portrait I made in kindergarten… or it could have been last week.
3. “Everything’s fine, mom, don’t worry.”
4. *Uses a bunch of toothpicks as teeth because who actually has time to individually carve out each one*
5. This “Elvis Presley” pumpkin isn’t even carved but I couldn’t not include it.
6. This pumpkin probably looked okay in the beginning, but time hasn’t been kind to it. Honestly, same.
7. Actual picture of me and my best friend:
8. Thanks, Obama.
9. Me, after pulling an all-nighter:
10. This is the pumpkin-equivalent of creating the perfect winged eyeliner on one eye and then completely destroying the other.
11. Another self-portrait.
2. When you finally finish that 8-page paper
13. Even Harry Styles, God’s greatest creation, can’t carve a pumpkin.