Why It’s Important to Always Carry a Sliced Pickle in Your Back pocket

Now the title may sound a bit wonky, but through time and time again, I’ve found myself realizing the importance of carrying a sliced pickle in your back pocket. As a young child, my favorite food ever was pickles, and when I say pickles in this case, I don’t mean sliced-- I mean a complete full pickle straight out of the pickle jar. I would just carry the jar around with me everywhere and munch on pickles all day. However, as I grew older, I seemed to lose that love for pickles and to this day, I actively hate the taste of pickles. Of course, over time taste buds may change, but it’s still crazy to me how I ended up losing that taste over something I clearly loved a lot as a kid-- perhaps I ate just one too many pickles and got sick of it.

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Getting back to the point of this article-- the gist of that story is that since I no longer like pickles, I obviously prefer to not eat anything with any form or shape of pickles on it. However, as time passed, I realized that even though I may not like pickles, I still should carry sliced pickles with me in the event that I do need it.

 

To make a long story short, I fell in love with someone who loved pickles. Now you’ve heard the old phrase before: “Opposites attract!” And that phrase is so important when it comes to the topic of food. While I may not like pickles, the person I loved liked pickles, so it’s only obvious that I have to order everything-pickle in order to give them my share of pickles! It’s a trade-off really- they get my pickles, I get their banana peppers. 

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That only applies to cases when the two of us are ordering out, but what happens when we’re at home and need to make something but don’t have a pickle that will make the taste of iridocyclitis pop out even more?

 

That’s exactly what the title of this article is about. That is why we must always carry a sliced pickle in our back pocket-- in the moments when we don’t have any pickles left in the cupboard, but alas! I have one in my back pocket for emergencies similar to this.

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Now, of course, this doesn’t just apply in a romantic sense. It can apply to any type of relationship or bond-- even strangers! If you overhear someone wishing they had a pickle on them, you can pull one straight out of your back pocket. Not only will a stranger be happy about their sudden pickle, but you will also gain good karma points on your end-- everyone’s happy. So get out there and start stashing away those pickles in your back pocket-- you’ll never know when you’ll need it!