If We Were to Answer 5 Questions About Our Future Honestly

It seems like in college people get 100x more interested in your future. Like what are you doing after college? Honestly, no one really knows.

Here are 5 common questions people are asked about their future, and 5 realistic answers to those questions.


1. What do you want to be when you grow up?

A princess? To be honest, I get asked this question a lot… in college.


2. What are you passionate about?

Alcohol. That is all.


3. What are your greatest accomplishments?

Well, I did get out of bed this morning before noon so, I guess you can say I’m doing great.


4. What are your short-term and long-term goals?

Short Term… let’s get through this semester. As for long term, do you want me to answer with, “I imagine a white picket fence and a husband and two kids and a dog?” Yeah. That’s realistic. Rather, “I will be running for President.” Let’s try, I will be more responsible with my paychecks (and not buy out the Pizza Rolls from Walmart).


5. Any kids?

I can’t even be responsible for myself, so what makes you think a kid will be any better?

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