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53 Thoughts Everyone Has During the Border War

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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Wyoming chapter.

  1. This game is gonna be so fun!

  2. Who likes CSU anyway? Rams don’t even do anything. Don’t they just, like, eat grass?

  3. “I’m wanteeedddddd, dead or aliveeeee”

  4. When are they gonna play the beer song?

  5. Do I want Jimmy John’s or DP Dough after this?

  6. “I heard it sucks, to be, a CSU Ram!”

  7. Why is it so cold?

  8. Seriously, the only redeeming quality of Fort Collins is it’s way warmer.

  9. But they still suck.

  10. WOOOOO! TOUCHDOWN.

  11. …..nevermind. It’s fine, I’m not mad, Ref.

  1. WOOOOO ACTUAL TOUCHDOWN!!!

  2. HE ALWAYS SINGS….*mumble, mumble, mumble*… RAGTIME COWBOY JOooOOooE!

  3. Guys, stop chanting so fast, it’s exciting but super not in time.

  4. And that’s what I get for doing band in high school *sigh*

  5. HOW is that girl wearing that?! It’s November!

  6. Does your mother know you’re wearing that?

  7. Ahhhh, I remember freshman year.

  8. BEER SONG YES!

  9. What if there really is no beer in heaven?

  10. Is it really heaven, then?

  11. UGGGGHHH, CSU needs to stop being good.

  12. CSU STAHP.

  13. At least our colors are cooler.

  14. Well, not really, but we can pretend.

  15. WHY is it so cold?

  16. Snow, really Laramie?

  17. Why do they not sell alcohol in this stadium?

  18. I need a hot toddy like ten minutes ago.

  19. I wonder if that cop just saw that guy take that giant swig from his flask…

  20. Probably not. Go pokes?

  21. Okay, but really, did you come here to watch the game or just take selfies?

  22. Like, aren’t your hands cold? PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY.

  1. …Why haven’t they played the beer song again?

  2. Well, we’re not losing that bad.

  3. TOUCHDOWWWWNNNN!

  4. Seriously, I should really learn the words to this song.

  5. Wait, why is Cowboy Joe a mini horse, and Pistol Pete our mascot?

  6. The real questions, people.

  7. They should pay me for this.

  8. And super cold wind again. No, it’s fine Laramie, I’m not freezing at all.

  9. Great, now it’s so cold my phone is dying…

  1. Another selfie, really?

  2. Oh no, there’s only 3 minutes left and we’re behind. Noooooo!

  3. I wish CSU wasn’t as good.

  4. I bet we’ll start being really good again soon.

  5. I have hope.

  6. How do the cheerleaders not freeze during games?

  7. BEER SONG!

  8. “That’s why we drink it here, RIGHT HERE!”

  9. I mean, we didn’t lose too bad.

  10. Now it’s time to go back to my house and *celebrate*

  11. Go Pokes!

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Sarah Ott

U Wyoming

Sara is a senior Marketing major at the University of Wyoming. She is a Co-Founder and Campus Correspondent of Wyoming's Her Campus chapter, along with President of the Student Alumni Association, and Director of Marketing for ASUW Student Government. When she's not having mental breakdowns from stress, she enjoys cuddling with her roommate's cat and hiding under a mound of blankets. All she really wants is to live somewhere where it's warm year round and to not be berated for her massive tea consumption. To check out her ridiculous and crazy life, check out her Instagram, username: twigott