Even though I’m not a huge fan of Valentine’s Day, I can definitely get behind it this year. This is partly because I’ve decided to send cards to a small collection of friends and family, but also because I finally have the appropriate and ultimate single ladies outfit. That’s right. There are graphic shirts for literally everything, including shirts that allow you to proudly show off your single pringle status.
If you’re single and proud, check out this awesome collection of graphic shirts for all my single ladies!
1. Fries Over Guys
This shirt is pretty classic and conveys the same sentiments as Leslie Knope’s “Ovaries before Brovaries” slogan or my personal favourite “clothes over bros”. Basically, food, friends, and fashion will always come before boys. #SorryNotSorry
2. No Boyfriend, No Problem
I mean technically you can still have 99 problems, but if you’re single, a boyfriend definitely won’t be one. That was a bad joke. But there is still some truth in that statement. I’m enjoying every moment of my carefree, single days and you should too. Oh, and I should mention that there is also a “No Girlfriend, No Problem” shirt equivalent, ‘cause it’s 2016!
3. Single Pringle
I honestly don’t know who coined the phrase “single pringle” but whoever it is, I salute you. My single status just got a whole lot cuter. Personally, I think someone should make a parody of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” and call it “Single Pringles”. All my single pringles! All my single pringles! No? Not feelin’ it? Okay, that’s cool. I tried.
4. Whatever, I’ll Just Date Myself
This shirt is for anyone who is just a little over his or her single status, but knows they’re still a total catch. Instead of reblogging all those #ForeverAlone statuses on Tumblr, you’ve become your own significant other. Oh, and if you didn’t know, there’s a word for that. It’s called masterdating. Look it up.
5. Valentino > Valentine
Lastly, for anyone who is in a long-term relationship with fashion, this shirt is for you. When I saw this shirt I thought of that moment in Confessions of a Shopaholic when Rebecca is completely oblivious to that cute guy on the sidewalk because she’s staring into the store window. Talk about priorities. Who needs love when you have clothes to keep you warm?
If you happen to be single this Valentine’s Day, you should consider picking up one of these shirts for the occasion. Treat yo’self and celebrate in style! The beautiful thing about these graphic shirts is that they let everyone know you’re single, including other singles. You’re welcome.
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