Nationally top-ranked food, a beautiful location, the Five-College Consortium, and a great social scene are just a few of the many perks of being a UMass student–but even gold cannot be pure. Here are some common struggles you will encounter at UMass:
1. When you go to a group fitness class that is WAY beyond your skill-set:
2. When you attempt to cut anything with the knives from Grab-and-Go:
3. When you leave your dorm on Sunday morning:
4. Attempting to climb into your lofted bed:
5. When you’re waiting for the bus and get your hopes up:
6. Trying to shave in the shower:
7. When you’ve given up hope that the laundry machines will ever be effective:
8. After you adjusted to showering co-ed dorms:
9. Trying to get past people in crowded lectures:
10. When you’re trying to get your drunk friend to leave the party:
11. When Eduroam isn’t working but you need to submit work:
12. When Eduroam actually works:
13. When the DCs don’t have the good fries:
14. When Southwest Express messes up your order:
15. When you and the crew stay in instead of going out:
Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16