The old saying that men are from Mars and women are from Venus couldn’t be more true sometimes. Sure, we have our differences, but there are some things that just don’t make sense about men. We find ourselves often asking: “Why on earth do they do that?” If any of you girls know the reasons for these male habits, please enlighten the rest of us!
1) Playing video games for hours. Don’t their eyes burn after a while?
2) Scratching their junk in public. Hey, we get itches too but at least make it less obvious.
3) Eating weird things for money.
4) Thinking it’s okay to use awful pick up lines. Just no.
5) Talking about how hot other girls are in front of us. We know how beautiful Kate Upton is, but do they really have to drool like that?
6) Yelling at the TV when watching sports.
7) Staying in a relationship if some of them cheat ALL the time. If they’re really that unsatisfied, just break up.
8) Never asking for directions.
9) Must participate in no-shave November. But why? So scratchy and unruly.
But then again, we also have our own girly habits that don’t make sense. Why would we want a piece of cloth stuck up our butts everyday? And I doubt any guys know the point of an eyelash curler.
…Well, the mystery continues, Collegiettes!
HCXO!