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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Mass Amherst chapter.

There are some priceless things that you hear girls say as you’re venturing around our beloved UMass Amherst. Maybe you are guilty of a few, I know I am…

“I got ice cream at Berk like 6 times today…is that bad?”

“I don’t want to look slutty but I want to look hot.”

“Seriously you can’t pass out until we get $1 pizza slices!”

 “I need to start my Halloween diet right now.”

“No I’m like obsessed with sweater weather.”

“Have you walked by the library today? It’s soooo windy.”

“But then I just went back to my room and watched 10 episodes of Grey’s.”

“Let’s go to Berk I want a wrap.”

“What’s up with all this construction?”

“Are you really going to the gym right now?”

“Berk is way better.”

“I don’t even pay attention in that class, I just go on Pinterest.”

“I know I look like a hobo right now but I really don’t care.”

“If I see one more couple holding hands on campus I’m gonna vomit.”

“The foliage is sooo pretty here.”

Hear any other gems that should be on this list? Tweet us @HerCampusUMass with #ShitUMassGirlsSay!

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Rachel Annese

U Mass Amherst

A junior at UMass Amherst who enjoys all things Beyonce, singing in the shower, and spending endless nights watching The Office.
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