Name: Andrew “Scandy” Randall
Graduation: 2016
Major: English
Favorite Quote: “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.” – Ron Burgundy
Favorite Place on Campus: My bed.
Relationship Status: Whatever I can get.
Dream Job: Professional husband to a very, very, rich woman.
What “type” of girl do you usually go for: I tend to live by the saying, “get chased, don’t chase.” But here’s how you’ll know if you have a chance:
– Hair: Prefer brunettes but willing to go blond
– Eyes: Yes, both eyes. You must have eyes.
– Personality: Outgoing, funny, not annoying, and not afraid to voice her opinion.
– SAT Scores: 1750 – 2100
– Mile: Under 8 minutes
Movie you could watch over and over: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Anchorman, or Step Brothers
Best UMass Memory: Waking up next to Kim Giordano.
Most overplayed song on your ipod: Every Kanye West song.
Any hidden talents? Yeah, but I still can’t find them anywhere. My body is really good at hiding them I guess.