Here’s my compilation of the week’s best tweets. Am I missing some funny ones? Tweet them to us: @HerCampusMaine.
@JewAmerPrincess:
@JewAmerPrincess: Um, no thanks… I’ll pass on the Cadbury eggs, I only eat egg whites. #easter
@whitegrlproblem:
@whitegrlproblem: Whoa, sorry. I just woke up from a nap I took on Saturday afternoon. #whitegirlproblems
@whitegrlproblem: Stop looking at me like I’m the one who needs to go to the gym. #whitegirlproblems
@Lord_Voldemort7:
@Lord_Voldemort7: Merry Easter. If you find a giant, golden egg then it turns out you’re a Triwizard Champion. If you don’t, it turns out you’re boring.
@Lord_Voldemort7: #donthollatme if you actually use the phrase ‘holla at me’ in normal conversation.
@Lord_Voldemort7: Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail & 480 hours community service. Really it’s the dementors who lose out since she has no soul…
@sushiWMyGirls:
@sushiWMyGirls: Is 12 pairs of Hunters too many? #Rain
@sushiWMyGirls: This weekend is all about getting my left calf more toned… #summerprep
@sushiWMyGirls: #ugh Taxes… Thank you Daddy for doing these for me! #ugh #paperwork
@sushiWMyGirls: New York would be even more #ApauseMazing if instead of tap water, sinks poured coconut water. #Yum
@CollegeCandy:
@CollegeCandy: Can someone please stop me from watching this Audrina marathon??
@CollegeCandy: I wonder if Twitter is also getting random #happybirthday messages on her Facebook wall.
@CollegeCandy: Seriously, there needs to be a law against men wearing bike shorts to yoga. @lululemon – I expected more from you.
Images from Twitter.