I am pretty much in love with Twitter. As I have said before, there are a few select people I die for on Twitter. Here is a compilation of this week’s funniest tweets, to keep you laughing throughout the day:
@whitegrlproblem:
@whitegrlproblem: I should really do something. #whitegirlproblems
@whitegrlpromblem: What’s it gonna take for me to stop shopping? #whitegirlproblems
@whitegrlproblem: Honestly, I’d be way more excited for you if I wasn’t so hungry. #whitegirlproblems
@whitegrlproblem: After this weekend, I feel like I should take better care of myself. Just kidding. #whitegirlproblems
@sushiWMyGirls:
@sushiWMyGirls: Why hasn’t anyone created soy beer?
@sushiWMyGirls: Very excited for the new Twilight movie with Reese Witherspoon
@sushiWMyGirls: The Hills! RT @LoBosworth: help-what show should i start watching on instant netflix?? I need a rec for a good one!!!!
@BronxZoosCobra
@BronxZoosCobra: This tweet is in parseltongue: Tehy are wtahcnig me colsey so I hvae to sepak in cdoe. If yuore raednig tihs sned cpuackes and bgales.
@BronxZoosCobra: Checking Google maps. RT @sesamestreet: The @bronxzooscobra is visiting places around NYC. Can anyone tell it how to get to Sesame Street?
@BronxZoosCobra: I do speak Parseltongue, but with a thick Bronx accent.
@JewAmerPrincess
@JewAmerPrincess: Sorry I didn’t answer your call. Actually I’m not, I just didn’t want to talk to you.
@JewAmerPrincess: Sometimes I purposely walk in between couples holding hands on the sidewalk. If I’m not in love, you shouldn’t be either.
Images from @JewAmerPrincess and @whitegrlproblem, and Twitter