#TweetsWeLove

I love everything about Twitter. I love that I know what Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, and Nicole Richie are doing at any time of the day, and that news, gossip, and what’s going on at UMaine is at the palm of my hand. The real-time share of information is addicting (sorry to all my professors), and I can’t get enough of it. This article is dedicated to my three favorite people on Twitter. What they have in common: it’s not atypical for me to burst out laughing (in public) while reading their tweets.
 

1. @JewAmerPrincess. This account is dedicated to the Jewish American Princesses of the world, “Jappy” typically meaning synonymous with spoiled, high-maintenance, and materialistic. Good thing this is a judge free zone, and instead I find her hilarious. I’m not Jewish, or a Princess (only in my dreams), but I relate with her girl problems, seemingly of course. Some of her best tweets: “Daddy says I need to get a job. Wasn’t being social chair of @AEPhi enough work for one lifetime??,” “This bar sucks…. can someone roofie me already,” and “This year instead of making a resolution to diet I’m going to stop eating all together #happynewyear.” I die for JewAmerPrincess. I am a chronic retweeter of hers, because I just can’t get enough. Her bio is “Daddy loves me,” …obviously. I can’t decide if she’s a real person living on the Upper East Side, or someone playing out the stereotypes of an UES Princess, but either way, I can’t get enough. I’ll leave you with my three favorite tweets of hers: “What should I do for dinner tonight… adderall or a salad?,” “I think I’m going to stop taking the pill… too many calories,” and “Someone just asked me if I was a size 4…. calling my trainer for an emergency session…”

 
2. @Whitegrlproblem. This Twitter account is dedicated to all the problems any girl might have. Of course, only us females think they’re problems, but that’s neither here nor there. She follows all her tweets with the hashtag #whitegirlproblems, which makes it trending, for all of you who aren’t tweet-obsessed. She tweets about everything from boys, pop-culture, and her general laziness. We all know that girls are constantly dieting, and saying “I want to loose four pounds,” a la Regina George. Well, @Whitegrlproblems has a few tweets about dieting that hit close to home: “P.S. I’m hungry. #whitegirlproblems,” “Never speak to me again, unless it’s to ask if I’ve lost weight. #whitegirlproblems,” and “It’s 5:16. How much weight can I lose by 8:00? #whitegirlproblems.” She has over 100,000 followers, and is a bona fide Twitter celebrity. I love her bluntness, and although she might seem like a hyperbole, college girls can relate to core of her problems. How many times have we wished we were thinner, tanner, and have been sick of all our clothes and wished we had something better to wear to the Bear Brew?
 

3. @Lord_Voldemort7. Lord Voldemort. The fact that someone even made a Twitter account for him is funny in itself. He has over 600,000 followers, and is constantly tweeting his negative, cynical thoughts…but of course. Even the most eternal optimists can’t resist a little cynicism now and then, so follow away. Some of Lord Voldemort’s gems: “Why is contributing called “putting your two cents in.” What you’re adding is only worth two cents? You’re useless. Shut up and go away,” “You don’t have to say ‘lumos’ to turn me on,” and “I have personally victimized Regina George.” Of course the Harry Potter references aren’t bad either. We may not openly read “The Sorcerer’s Stone” in Fogler, but come on…we all saw you in line for the midnight showing of “Deathly Hallows.” Some of his best Harry Potter references: “Regis Philbin is retiring. About time. I believe he was at least 50 when Dumbledore was born…,” and “The devil wears Prada. Real evil wears a Dark Mark.”

Happy tweeting! Don’t forget to follow us, @HerCampusMaine!

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