Name: Noell Acord
Hometown: Richmond, Maine (rich-what???)
Relationship Status: Free bird
Sign: Capricorn
Twitter: noellacord
Instagram: noellacord
Campus Life
Major: Biology w/ pre-med concentration and business minor
Favorite thing about UMaine: feels like home and all the nice people
How are you involved on campus: Bio 100 MLA and several service/honor societies
Favorite place to eat in Orono: half off margs is bae
Campus posse (name some friends): AlphaVodkaBio… Is that offensive?
Best place to meet people at UMaine: Building 6 OT
Why did you choose UMaine: $$$ jk actually thought I looked cute in blue
Best Professor: Dr. Bernard could make anyone love microbes
Best Class: Neuro… Strong love for those intro bio courses tho
Worst Class: Eng 101 is for peasants
How do you like to spend your weekends here: doing things I’ll eventually regret and laugh at
Miscellaneous
What is on your ipod’s top rated: anything TSwift
An embarrassing confession: I can fit a quarter in my belly button
Guilty pleasure: being a nerd
Ski or snowboard: not cool enough for either
Salty or sweet: the answer is always both
Cats or dogs: puppies
Dream job: part time optometrist full time mum
Biggest pet peeve: people who don’t eat a lot/ picky eaters
Favorite charity: Partners for World Health
Three words to describe yourself: happy, sympathetic, ambitious
Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party: those classic middle school dance songs
Favorite song to sing in the shower: not a shower singer but if I were it would have to be Tied Up or any TSwift song (shocker)
Favorite food: literally give me anything except a hotdog
Favorite beer: the free kind
Favorite App: I’m a fan of the gram
Pick up line: got a big d*ck and a bad attitude
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: this doesn’t belong on the internet… Hi Mom.
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: in a way probably too straight forward for most to handle
What do you look for in a significant other: a cutie that’s fun, motivated, smart & honest
Deal-breaker: smokers & someone who doesn’t love the roomies/fam
Celebrity Girl Crush: all hail Beyoncé (& TSwift again duh)
Celebrity Man Crush: Mark Wahlberg most specifically in his Calvin Klein years