Campus Cutie: Derrick

Basic Facts
Name: Derrick Rossignol
 
Hometown: Van Buren, ME
 
Relationship Status: Single
 
Sign: Aquarius
 
Twitter? @drossignol10

Campus Life
Major: Journalism
 
Favorite thing about UMaine: The unwavering commitment to academic excellence
 
How are you involved on campus:  I'm Editor in Chief of The Maine Campus student newspaper and the guy your parents shout at on the phone at The Grove
 
Favorite place to eat in Orono:  This local burger joint, McDonald's
 
Campus posse (name some friends): my crew at The Maine Campus, the blood drive mascot
 
Best place to meet people at UMaine: Rec. Center steam room
 
Why did you choose UMaine: Proximity to home and the unwavering commitment to academic excellence
 
Best Professor: Josh Roiland, because he actually cares
 
Best Class: Ones where I get to write and read engaging work
 
Worst Class: The one where you cut cats open
 
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Either raging hard or putting in work to get ahead in my field, almost exclusively the latter
 
Miscellaneous
What is on your iPod's top rated: Interpol, Kanye, Future Islands, stuff like that
 
Boxers or Briefs:  bootleg Calvin Klein briefs
 
An embarrassing confession: I've never watched "Gossip Girl," not even once
 
Guilty Pleasure: bad EDM
 
Ski or Snowboard:  Clark Griswold-style metal saucer
 
Salty or Sweet:  Sweet, like you, girl
 
Cats or Dogs:  CatDog, the movie "Cats & Dogs"
 
Dream job: Writing about music and the NBA for Grantland
 
Biggest Pet Peeve: Attempted murder
 
Favorite Charity: The Derrick Rossignol Fund
 
Three words to describe yourself: introverted, thoughtful, testosterone
 
Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party: "Dance Yrself Clean" by LCD Soundsystem. Also what is party?
 
Favorite food: The clear liquid that pools on top of yogurt
 
Favorite Beer:  Root (I don't drink)
 
Favorite App (game or otherwise): Solitaire
 
Pick up line: How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1000 pounds, now let's do it.
 

The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you've ever had sex:  Sperm bank (actually, I'm abstinent)
 
How do you let someone know you're interested in them: Obsess internally and don't say anything until I hate myself
 
What do you look for in a significant other: Sense of humor and royal bloodline
 
Deal-breaker: If you manufacture methamphetamine or chew loudly
 
Celebrity Girl Crush: Jenny Slate and the Sun-Maid raisins girl
 
Celebrity Man Crush: Paul Rudd and Ryan Gosling top an uncomfortably long list