Campus Cutie: Danny

Basic Facts

Name:  Danny Mallory

Nickname: Rodeo Bill

Hometown: Peterborough, NH

Relationship Status: Single

Sign: Leo

Campus Life

Major: International Affairs

Favorite thing about UMaine: The Rec Center, my friends

Favorite place to eat in Orono: There’s like two places to eat, so by default, Family Dog

Best Class:  International terrorism

Worst Class: Geology, who cares about rocks

Best Professor: never caught any of their names

How do you like to spend your weekends here:  I think everyone knows

Campus Posse: Sigma Nu crew and Lasso Dave

Miscellaneous 

What is on your ipod’s top rated: Jason Aldean, and anything country

Boxers or Briefs: Both; depends on the occasion

An embarrassing confession: When I was 6, my bus driver took away all my pokemon cards and I cried for days. Still not over it.

Salty or Sweet: Sweet

Cats/Dogs: Dogs

Dream job: Bass pro

Biggest Pet Peeve: socks with boat shoes

Guilty Pleasure: Buff Chic Wednesday

Three words to describe yourself: I can’t choose only three

Favorite Pick-up line: “Ever heard of Sigma Nu?”

Favorites

Favorite Barstool Segment: Guess that ass

Favorite song to dance to pregame to: Greg Kilcommon’s playlists

Favorite food:  Anything spicy

Favorite sports team(s):  Red Sox, Patriots, Florida gators

Favorite App (game or otherwise): Barstool app for when I’m bored in class

The Nitty Gritty   

Craziest place you’ve ever had sex:  Teacher’s classroom in high school, but unfortunately not with the teacher

How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: I ignore them entirely, don’t listen when they speak to me, and don’t make eye contact. Works 100% of the time.

 What do you look for in a girl:  Brunettes, cute, fun, good personality, likes country music and down to shot gun beers

Deal Breaker: Annoying, stage 5’s, bad teeth

Celebrity Man-Crush: Scott Discick

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