Basic Facts
Name: Danny Mallory
Nickname: Rodeo Bill
Hometown: Peterborough, NH
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Leo
Campus Life
Major: International Affairs
Favorite thing about UMaine: The Rec Center, my friends
Favorite place to eat in Orono: There’s like two places to eat, so by default, Family Dog
Best Class: International terrorism
Worst Class: Geology, who cares about rocks
Best Professor: never caught any of their names
How do you like to spend your weekends here: I think everyone knows
Campus Posse: Sigma Nu crew and Lasso Dave
Miscellaneous
What is on your ipod’s top rated: Jason Aldean, and anything country
Boxers or Briefs: Both; depends on the occasion
An embarrassing confession: When I was 6, my bus driver took away all my pokemon cards and I cried for days. Still not over it.
Salty or Sweet: Sweet
Cats/Dogs: Dogs
Dream job: Bass pro
Biggest Pet Peeve: socks with boat shoes
Guilty Pleasure: Buff Chic Wednesday
Three words to describe yourself: I can’t choose only three
Favorite Pick-up line: “Ever heard of Sigma Nu?”
Favorites
Favorite Barstool Segment: Guess that ass
Favorite song to dance to pregame to: Greg Kilcommon’s playlists
Favorite food: Anything spicy
Favorite sports team(s): Red Sox, Patriots, Florida gators
Favorite App (game or otherwise): Barstool app for when I’m bored in class
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: Teacher’s classroom in high school, but unfortunately not with the teacher
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: I ignore them entirely, don’t listen when they speak to me, and don’t make eye contact. Works 100% of the time.
What do you look for in a girl: Brunettes, cute, fun, good personality, likes country music and down to shot gun beers
Deal Breaker: Annoying, stage 5’s, bad teeth
Celebrity Man-Crush: Scott Discick