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15 Gossip Girl Quotes Everyone Can Relate To

In honor of the 10th anniversary of every girl’s favorite binge-watch show Gossip Girl this week, here are 15 GG quotes that every Upper-East-Sider wanna be can relate to:


  1. “Have a little faith… and if that doesn’t work, a lot of mimosas” – Blair Waldorf

When waiting for your latest exam results.


  1. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go kill myself. Or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.” – Blair Waldorf

When said exam results are in and you did less than ideal.


  1. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting” – Georgina Sparks

When your friends force you to go out but you desperately would rather be tucked in your bed watching Netflix.


  1. “What I want is to become a powerful woman.” – Blair Waldorf

The attitude you have at the beginning of every semester when you’re super motivated.


  1.  “I look forward to never seeing you again.” – Blair Waldorf

What you want to say to your group partner who did absolutely no work all semester when the project is over.


  1. “Damn that mother Chucker.” – Blair Waldorf

Your thoughts when anyone wrongs you.


  1. “Welcome to our tasteful and appropriate home.” – Eleanor Waldorf

When your parents visit your Ave apartment after you threw a rager the night before.


  1. “You look like you just got a trust fund.” – Serena Van der Woodsen  

When your friend comes home from Fall Break and her mom took her on a shopping spree.


  1. “Great leaders only need three hours of sleep!” – Blair Waldorf

What you tell yourself when you’re consistently pulling all-nighters.


  1. “The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Mom and Dad.” – Gossip Girl

When you used your parent’s credit card without telling them.


  1. “Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?” – Blair Waldorf

When you have finally decided just to own who you are.


  1. “I’ll just stay home, eat lots of gelato and write about how true love is nothing but myth.” – Serena Van der Woodsen

Anytime a boy does something stupid and you don’t even want to see his face.


  1. “Your methods of inquiry must be as tired as your hair.” – Blair Waldorf

When your professor asks you what your thoughts are on a subject during a lecture.


  1. “As you can see, I survived without you” – Blair Waldorf

You’re attitude toward every boy ever because #girlpower.


  1. “I’d ask you how you are but I don’t really care” – Serena Van der Woodsen

When you see literally anyone on campus that you have been trying to avoid.




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Calen is a fourth year Mass Communications major with a Marketing minor and a Psychology minor at the University of Maine. She is a sister of Alpha Phi and enjoys hiking at home in the Rocky Mountains, traveling, reading, and spending time with family and friends.
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