Turns out everything in the world is terrifying. You either have this phobia or have never heard of it.
1. Phobophobia
This is the fear of phobias. And Phobophobophbobia must be the fear of the fear of phobias.
2. Panophobia
You are literally scared of everything.
3. Peladophobia
You must be terrified of Vin Diesel or Pitbull. Peladophobia is the fear of bald people.
4. Euphobia
*Doctor walks in* “Good news, we found your phobia. Bad news is, it’s the fear of good news.”
5. Porphyrophobia
You’re probably terrified of Barney because you have a fear of the color purple.
6. Alliumphobia
You’re probably a vampire if you have the fear of garlic.
7. Scriptophobia
Don’t worry, Kanye didn’t sign your Graduation Day album because he has a fear of writing in public.
8. Allodoxophobia
It’s not that your opinion is irrelevant, I just have a fear of opinions.
9. Arithmophobia
Everyone but me should have this so they don’t get lottery tickets, and I’ll win. Because if you win, you’ll probably die from being scared of all the numbers in your bank account.
10. Anuptaphobia
Your serial dating friend might have a fear of being single.
11. Sesquipedalophobia
Fairly ironically, this is the fear of long words.
12. Coulrophobia
S/O to my friends who hate clowns.
13. Bibliophobia
For all you kids trying to get out of reading for class, here’s the fear of books.
14. Omphalophobia
Good luck to these people. This is the fear of belly buttons.
15. Sciaphobia
This is the fear of shadows. Peter Pan must be a therapist for this or something.
16. Metrophobia
I made this haiku
Because you have an intense
fear of poetry.
17. Liticaphobia
Can’t be sued for having a fear of lawsuits can you?
18. Nyctohylophobia
Everyone has been taught this by Disney classics. It’s the fear of woods in the night.
19. Philophobia
To your friend who has never had a serious relationship, here you go. This is the fear of falling in love.
20. Podophobia
Feet are disgusting. Everyone should have the fear of feet.
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