Name: Lawrence Alexander Mack III King of Arabia
Column: ‘From A Guy’s Perspective’
Nickname: LA
Year: 2011 right?
Major: It’s spelled M-a-e-j-o-r
Hometown: Naperville, Illinois
Motto: “Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm” -Emerson
One thing I could not live without: Arnold Palmers
Dream Job: Wizard
Something Unique about You: That I had to ask my roommates this question and this is what they said:
- I dally constantly
- Have extremely remedial fantasy football skills
- Developed tits at an extremely young age
- Have a freeze dried cat hiding somewhere in my room
What’s Your Best Quality? Worst? Best: My frands Worst: Basic motor skills, like articulating my words or registering 3 people yelling at me simultaneously
What do you like most about Iowa? Chicken Lips
Plans after Iowa: Working for a full year doing manual labor and saving money and then traveling. Wherever. The F. I want. Oh, and most likely go to Cali for the summer before I work. After that, probably starting my own liquor distillery or working at Harry Potter World at Universal Studios Florida.