Ah, summer. The absolute worst time of the year….or is it? Summer is way overrated, and here is why:
There’s way too much time for activities.
No school, no work for some and all this extra time? The horror!
The weather is awful.
Summer sunsets are the absolute worst. And who wants to be able to wear shorts and show off a tan? Definitely not us!
Shirtless boys everywhere.
Shirtless boys everywhere, you say? As if we want to see that…
Riding with the windows down.
There is nothing worse than feeling the warm breeze on your face when you drive with the windows down in the summertime.
Outdoor concerts
Who wants to go to a concert outside in 75 degree weather under the night stars? Couldn’t picture anything worse.
All the ripe fruit you can eat.
Fresh, ripe fruit? Who wants smoothies, acai bowls and endless snacks anyways.
Bronzed, glowing skin.
Lets be real, nobody looks good with tan, luminous, glowing skin.
There is no one to hang out with.
It’s not like everyone is off from school or home from college, right?
There is nothing to do.
Swimming? Water parks? Going to the beach? No thanks!
It’s like a vacation everyday.
Who wants to be on vacation all the time…
See? Summer sucks.