Okay, today is the day, diet starts right now! I’m totally into healthy living! I can do this!
I loveeee veggies! And fruits! Yay!
….Actually veggies suck. Who the hell invented celery? Isn’t it just water? Ugh.
You know what comes with celery? Chicken wings…and I would love me some chicken wings.
I can do this, resist. RESIST.
Wings aren’t good for you and I am eating healthy. I am on a diet. I am strong. Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid have nothing on me.
Why can’t I look as flawless at the gym as Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid?
Why are there so many people at the gym?
I really want a doughnut. Or maybe some bread? OR A COOKIE.
Man I miss carbs….
Why are carbs so bad for you but taste so good?
If I have to eat another salad I might kill someone.
How the heck do the Kardashians eat so many salads? How?? Also, do I look as weird as Kourtney K when eating these greens?
How do the Kardashians eat all that carb-filled goodness and still look fab? Private trainers? Voodoo magic? Animal sacrifices?
I want a doughnut. I could kill a man for a doughnut.
Maybe I’ll have a little bite of *insert unhealthy food of choice* and it’ll be fine….
….I actually can’t believe I ate the whole thing. What is wrong with me?
I want bread. ALL THE BREAD.
Maybe this whole diet thing is overrated…